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"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'These are job perks.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"At this office no two days are different."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Allegro con molto espresso

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'Who gets the decaf?'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Espresso Martini Peacock

Law School teacher.

"Did you remember my mints?"

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Tired Barbie

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"You're never home."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Mail's here."