Breath Mint Aficionado Pillows

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

Brush your teeth!

'This cod piece tastes a little bit musky.'

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'Don't talk to the plants after you've eaten garlic.'

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

An after-grazing mint.

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

Man eating 'after work mints'

"Now for the grand finale...the after-dinner mint!"

After-Death Mints

Grades of booze

"Let's take another deep breath and exhale...but first eat this mint."

'Tim, honey, I don't know how to say this...But...It's...It's your breath...It reeks of mint.'

'Your portfolio did well. Care for an after-beat-the-market mint?'

"I have the after-dinner mints: we're all set to go hunting..."

"Nasty caveman breath?"

Couple eating "After Sex Mints" in bed

"Packet of Curiously Strong Mints, sonny boy. . . pronto."

"It masks that bacon smell when you sweat."

'Do the flu masks come with impregnated breath fresheners?'

'Your breath is in mint condition. It needs a mint."