Breath Mint Aficionado Gifts

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

"Did you remember my mints?"

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Hey boss, it's April 13th. A couple years ago, you said come back April 13, 2015, and we could talk about you giving me a raise. Yes, but that was predicated on the notion that you'd need a raise by now. I see you're still alive. Clearly you haven't starved to death. You smell minty-fresh, so clearly you haven't been forced out onto the streets. Karl Marx said it best: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need." I'm pretty sure that is not what Marx meant.

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

Polo pony

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

Brush your teeth!

'Don't talk to the plants after you've eaten garlic.'

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'This cod piece tastes a little bit musky.'

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

Before picking up a date, Doug always tested his breath on a canary that he kept in the car.

An after-grazing mint.

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

After-Death Mints

Grades of booze

"Let's take another deep breath and exhale...but first eat this mint."

Man eating 'after work mints'

"Now for the grand finale...the after-dinner mint!"

'Tim, honey, I don't know how to say this...But...It's...It's your breath...It reeks of mint.'

"I have the after-dinner mints: we're all set to go hunting..."

'Your portfolio did well. Care for an after-beat-the-market mint?'

"Nasty caveman breath?"

Couple eating "After Sex Mints" in bed

"Packet of Curiously Strong Mints, sonny boy. . . pronto."

"It masks that bacon smell when you sweat."

'Do the flu masks come with impregnated breath fresheners?'