Mint Lovers Gifts

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

Beers

Beer Stall

"Did you remember my mints?"

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Hey boss, it's April 13th. A couple years ago, you said come back April 13, 2015, and we could talk about you giving me a raise. Yes, but that was predicated on the notion that you'd need a raise by now. I see you're still alive. Clearly you haven't starved to death. You smell minty-fresh, so clearly you haven't been forced out onto the streets. Karl Marx said it best: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need." I'm pretty sure that is not what Marx meant.

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

The Lost Tribe

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

Polo pony

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"Pistols at dawn?"

"This just in! A fifteen-man nineteen-forties swing-era-style big band was discovered intact today in Brno, Czechoslovakia."

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Fed up in Flint," you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I bought a dirt-cheap house in Flint, hoping to rent it out. I had it renovated, and then the day before our open-house, someone broke in and stole all our plumbing. So what?! In my day, nobody had plumbing! We did our business in a ditch down by the river and we were glad about it! List it as "vintage Americana" and quit yer complainin'! But they took the roof, too. In my day, a roof

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

The Beard Movement

Things of the past...

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

"Let's take another deep breath and exhale...but first eat this mint."

" 'Complimentary' or not, you can't take ninety million dollars' worth of mints."

"Now for the grand finale...the after-dinner mint!"

After-Death Mints

Great news! You set a record holding up the line in the post office? Better. I got my wanted picture in the post office. I'm like an old-time bad guy. It's awesome that at my age, I can still accomplish something of meaning. I wonder if I can bring down the internet. Dare to dream.

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'