Mint Enthusiast Gifts

"Did you remember my mints?"

Before I go in and clean your teeth, I want you to have a mint...

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

Couple eating "After Sex Mints" in bed

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Shop worker thinks lady asks him if he has hemorrhoids when she asks for Altoids (mints).

"Let's take another deep breath and exhale...but first eat this mint."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Hey boss, it's April 13th. A couple years ago, you said come back April 13, 2015, and we could talk about you giving me a raise. Yes, but that was predicated on the notion that you'd need a raise by now. I see you're still alive. Clearly you haven't starved to death. You smell minty-fresh, so clearly you haven't been forced out onto the streets. Karl Marx said it best: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need." I'm pretty sure that is not what Marx meant.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

Walsh Miniatures

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

Polo pony

'Oi! '

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

Mini Computer

The Three Bears - pocket version