Mint Lover Gifts

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

'Your breath is in mint condition. It needs a mint."

'Your portfolio did well. Care for an after-beat-the-market mint?'

Polo pony

Complimentary Mints: 'Wow, what great taste in clothing you have Ma'am!'; 'Sir,that would have to be one of the coolest goatee's i've ever seen!'

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Beer Stall

Beers

"Did you remember my mints?"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

Hey boss, it's April 13th. A couple years ago, you said come back April 13, 2015, and we could talk about you giving me a raise. Yes, but that was predicated on the notion that you'd need a raise by now. I see you're still alive. Clearly you haven't starved to death. You smell minty-fresh, so clearly you haven't been forced out onto the streets. Karl Marx said it best: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need." I'm pretty sure that is not what Marx meant.

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

"Hello job security."

'Must be American.'

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

Hand Sanitiser

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Minnesota State Fair.

"The moon does things to me too, Miss Abigail."

'Shall I be moth?'

Shadow

Artemis

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