Breath Mint Collector Gifts

An after-grazing mint.

Director/Action Man toy.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

King Kongs first christmas

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Did you remember my mints?"

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Pass that."

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

Old Book Smell

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

Backdoor

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

'This is where I keep my gum.'

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

"You order the microbrew?"

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"What pheromone are you using?"

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

Hen Behaving Badly.

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.