Sigh Collectors Gifts

"It's the sighs that count."

I only have eyes for you

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Lovers

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Tree of Love

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

Dancing in Love

The language of the heart

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Hen Behaving Badly.

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

Valentine's Day

"You don't like my new whistle?"

Yawn

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

My first Boyfriend.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the letter O's contain a happy face.'

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

Missing heart