Sigh Collectors Pillows

"It's the sighs that count."

I only have eyes for you

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Lovers

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Tree of Love

"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

Dancing in Love

The language of the heart

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Hen Behaving Badly.

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

Valentine's Day

"You don't like my new whistle?"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

My first Boyfriend.

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

Yawn

'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the letter O's contain a happy face.'

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

Missing heart

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

An after-grazing mint.