Regret Collectors Gifts

Other Walks of Shame

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

Phone Call

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

"It's the sighs that count."

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

Waking up with a terrible hangover, Joe took a minute to remember what he'd done last night...he spent the rest of his life trying to forget.

Peter Green, 1946-2020

The Shape of Progress.

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

'G'Day!'

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."

"You get old and somehow hunting and gathering turns into knick-knack collecting."

A northern cow

Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.

Institute for Advanced Hindsight - Research into what should have been.

Apology Cards.

"In 5 years I see myself wishing it was 10 years ago."

"Actually I did know then what I know now. It didn't help."

'If you could go back in time, what would you do differently?' 'Order the chicken.'

'Why'd we deny your claim? I'll have to check our records.'

Gold, Silver and Bronze for pessimists.