Regret Collectors Prints

Other Walks of Shame

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

Phone Call

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

Peter Green, 1946-2020

"It's the sighs that count."

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

Waking up with a terrible hangover, Joe took a minute to remember what he'd done last night...he spent the rest of his life trying to forget.

The Shape of Progress.

'G'Day!'

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

He claims he brings them home to fix them, but they only end up all over the yard.

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."

A northern cow

"No, 'Disco Fever' isn't a Discovery Channel medical drama video. It's part of my old 8-track tape collection that I keep in the garage. Why do you ask?"

"You get old and somehow hunting and gathering turns into knick-knack collecting."

'I keep the class on task through inexpensive incentives. Last week I gave out some 8-track tapes and a few wide neckties that I purchased on eBay.'

Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.

Institute for Advanced Hindsight - Research into what should have been.

Apology Cards.

"In 5 years I see myself wishing it was 10 years ago."

"Actually I did know then what I know now. It didn't help."

Sorry I ate your city.

'If you could go back in time, what would you do differently?' 'Order the chicken.'

'Why'd we deny your claim? I'll have to check our records.'