Breath Mint Collector Pillows

An after-grazing mint.

Director/Action Man toy.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

King Kongs first christmas

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Pass that."

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

Backdoor

"What pheromone are you using?"

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

"You order the microbrew?"

'This is where I keep my gum.'

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

Hen Behaving Badly.

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

Airbus