Collecting Mints Pillows

After-Death Mints

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

Complimentary Mints: 'Wow, what great taste in clothing you have Ma'am!'; 'Sir,that would have to be one of the coolest goatee's i've ever seen!'

"Packet of Curiously Strong Mints, sonny boy. . . pronto."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Wine Lady

The tooth fairy.

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

A very fine vintage

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

A small man under a giant microscope.

The Best Laid Plans

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Wine: New & Old!!!

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

Walsh Miniatures

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."