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After-Death Mints

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

Complimentary Mints: 'Wow, what great taste in clothing you have Ma'am!'; 'Sir,that would have to be one of the coolest goatee's i've ever seen!'

"Packet of Curiously Strong Mints, sonny boy. . . pronto."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Wine Lady

The tooth fairy.

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Did you remember my mints?"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

A very fine vintage

A small man under a giant microscope.

The Best Laid Plans

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Wine: New & Old!!!

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Walsh Miniatures

"Chateau Mouton Rothschild '76"? Don't you have anything new and improved?