Breath Mint Advocate Gifts

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

No Mow May

"I dunno...ask him."

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

The Good Breathing Guide

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

'Can't we ever talk without you using all those buzzwords?'

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

"We should have more physics in the biology and chemistry curricula."

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

"Stop making neonic pesticides or we're gonna sting!"

Brush your teeth!

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'Don't talk to the plants after you've eaten garlic.'

'But, your Majesty, what's the point of being busy bees if this so-called Beekeeper always steals our honey?'

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

An after-grazing mint.

'We haven't finished pollinating Hyacinths and the Polyanthus are out.'

"Let's take another deep breath and exhale...but first eat this mint."

Man eating 'after work mints'

"Yeah, the loss of bees is an environmental disaster, especially for those of us who love honey..."

'Your portfolio did well. Care for an after-beat-the-market mint?'

"And just what worthy cause are you collecting pollen for?"