Breath Mint Advocate Mugs

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Did you remember my mints?"

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

No Mow May

"I dunno...ask him."

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

The Good Breathing Guide

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

Polo pony

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

'Can't we ever talk without you using all those buzzwords?'

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

"We should have more physics in the biology and chemistry curricula."

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

Brush your teeth!

"Stop making neonic pesticides or we're gonna sting!"

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'Don't talk to the plants after you've eaten garlic.'

'But, your Majesty, what's the point of being busy bees if this so-called Beekeeper always steals our honey?'

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

Before picking up a date, Doug always tested his breath on a canary that he kept in the car.

An after-grazing mint.

'We haven't finished pollinating Hyacinths and the Polyanthus are out.'

Man eating 'after work mints'

'Einstein said if the bees die out we'll die out four years later.' 'Ah, what did he know?'

"Yeah, the loss of bees is an environmental disaster, especially for those of us who love honey..."

"Let's take another deep breath and exhale...but first eat this mint."

"And just what worthy cause are you collecting pollen for?"