Breath Mints Mugs

Man eating 'after work mints'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

The Good Breathing Guide

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

"You're right. Yoga sure sounds easy!"

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

Brush your teeth!

'Don't talk to the plants after you've eaten garlic.'

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

An after-grazing mint.

'Be honest, how bad is it?'

After-Death Mints

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

" 'Complimentary' or not, you can't take ninety million dollars' worth of mints."

The real reason we have natural disasters...

'Do the particulates in the air seem extra large today?'

"I always add a few breath mints to his food."

'This one here, would be our most powerful mouthwash...'

"Packet of Curiously Strong Mints, sonny boy. . . pronto."

'Do the flu masks come with impregnated breath fresheners?'

Complimentary Mints: 'Wow, what great taste in clothing you have Ma'am!'; 'Sir,that would have to be one of the coolest goatee's i've ever seen!'

"Did the doctor forget to tell you to exhale?"

Dear Diary: Took another 20,000 breaths today!

'Oh My Gawd.'

'Breathe in and out? What other way is there?'

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'