Breath Mint Enthusiast Mugs

'Do the flu masks come with impregnated breath fresheners?'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

Brush your teeth!

'Don't talk to the plants after you've eaten garlic.'

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

'I'm shaking a bit!'

An after-grazing mint.

"Let's take another deep breath and exhale...but first eat this mint."

Man eating 'after work mints'

"Now for the grand finale...the after-dinner mint!"

After-Death Mints

"I have the after-dinner mints: we're all set to go hunting..."

"Nasty caveman breath?"

'Your portfolio did well. Care for an after-beat-the-market mint?'

Couple eating "After Sex Mints" in bed

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

"Packet of Curiously Strong Mints, sonny boy. . . pronto."

Shop worker thinks lady asks him if he has hemorrhoids when she asks for Altoids (mints).

'Your breath is in mint condition. It needs a mint."

Complimentary Mints: 'Wow, what great taste in clothing you have Ma'am!'; 'Sir,that would have to be one of the coolest goatee's i've ever seen!'