Scent-free Advocate Gifts

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

Polluted geese

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Smokey The Tree"

All Natural Nothing

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

In the art gallery

Heart Disease Menu

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Is it organic?'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

Pollution Look

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'