Craft Brew Aficionado Prints

"You order the microbrew?"

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Bottle Distillery

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'You've had enough!'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Real Beer People

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

Cold Beers and Skiers

Beer Lunch

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Tea Snob.

'I brew it myself.'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."