Craft Brew Aficionado Prints

"You order the microbrew?"

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Bottle Distillery

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'You've had enough!'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Beer Lunch

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'I brew it myself.'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Real Beer People

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Tea Snob.

Cold Beers and Skiers

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.