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Cooking With Wine/Cooking Whilst Drunk

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Cook in the cookery section.

Wine of the Day Club

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Christmas Canapes

'You drink like a fish.'

Fallen Angel.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

Noodle exchange program.

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Cooking Cowboy

'These celebrity cookbooks are getting ridiculous.'

Joe's Bar - We sell no wine before it's opening time!

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."

'I'm having what he's having.'

"Apart from writing your new cookery book what else have you been up to?"

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

Home on the Range.

The Piss Artist

"I'll check again but I'm pretty sure drinking all day isn't one of the activities."

The Wokking Dead

'I picked up an interesting sounding wine to go with the roast. Have any of you folks ever heard of Kahlua?'

Wine tasting for beginners