Saucy Chef Pillows

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'I feel like chicken tonight' - A rooster gets ready for a night on the town.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

Bangers and Mash

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Better Not Squash.

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

Stupid Microwave

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Amy Sedaris

Tzatzikicicle

"More helium."

"Tastes great, less killing!"

Sushi Train Set.

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

'This chicken has no taste or character.' 'I thought you wanted to eat it, not offer it a job.'

'White beetroot?' 'I bleached them.'

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

Artichoking victim

Spatula Conductor

'What the devil is that?

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'