Saucy Chef Pillows

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'I feel like chicken tonight' - A rooster gets ready for a night on the town.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Bangers and Mash

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Better Not Squash.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

Stupid Microwave

Amy Sedaris

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Tzatzikicicle

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"More helium."

Sushi Train Set.

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

'What the devil is that?

Artichoking victim

'White beetroot?' 'I bleached them.'

Spatula Conductor

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

Christmas Canapes