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Cooking With Wine/Cooking Whilst Drunk

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Cook in the cookery section.

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Wine of the Day Club

Christmas Canapes

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'You drink like a fish.'

Fallen Angel.

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

Noodle exchange program.

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Cooking Cowboy

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

'I'm having what he's having.'

Joe's Bar - We sell no wine before it's opening time!

"Apart from writing your new cookery book what else have you been up to?"

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."

'I picked up an interesting sounding wine to go with the roast. Have any of you folks ever heard of Kahlua?'

Home on the Range.

The Piss Artist

"I'll check again but I'm pretty sure drinking all day isn't one of the activities."

The Wokking Dead

Wine tasting for beginners

BBQ