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'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

Worker ant's To Do list.

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"....how many kids have we got now?"

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'Too much for the school run?'

Why am I running?

I drive, therefore I am.

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

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"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."