Beaker Buff Pillows

A mad scientist.

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

The Alpha Seltzer

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Bumble Bee

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We'll take it!'

A dog at the bakery.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Surreal ale

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

National Coffee Day

'Who's the new guy?'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'You've had enough.'

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."