Hotel Buff Gifts

The doctor is INN

"Redwood or oak?"

Seal blubber stew

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

The Alpha Seltzer

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'Have you no common scents?!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Some scents are nonsense.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

National Coffee Day

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Who's the new guy?'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."