Hotel Buff Pillows

The doctor is INN

"Redwood or oak?"

Seal blubber stew

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'Now here's a place I like!'

The Alpha Seltzer

US v.s. Tech Giants

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Have you no common scents?!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Some scents are nonsense.

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

National Coffee Day

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Who's the new guy?'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."