Casino Buff Gifts

'Me invent the wheel!'

'Careful. The house always wins.'

'Hold on, I'm looking up the rules of poker.'

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Playing cards.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

Destination casinos...

'The buildings are merging.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Seal blubber stew

Battleship Bingo Night.

A day at the races

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"