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'Me invent the wheel!'

'Careful. The house always wins.'

'Hold on, I'm looking up the rules of poker.'

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Playing cards.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

Destination casinos...

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'The buildings are merging.'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

A day at the races

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

Seal blubber stew

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.