Brunch Fan Pillows

The Ladies Who Lurch.

YUPPIEMEAL - $4.95, 'Brie, latte, and a bran muffin!'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

All-Day Breakfast

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Great coffee, Carole."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

Choice hellhole

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

Happy St Pancakes Day