Quirky Breakfast Fans Pillows

"Supply chain issues. You'll have to settle for green pancakes and hash browns."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Sheep In Curlers

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Mice 25¢

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

"I trust this will be on one check."

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

Pop up hell

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

Tequila Mocking Bird

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

Snowman shoots another with a hairdryer.

'We're all out of socks, - how about a nice slipper instead?'

Snow Shaker.

Ringing horn

101 uses of a dead cat: toast fork

Popo the clown, cereal killer.

'Please be careful, sir, the plate is hot.'

"I said mouth open wide. . . not eyes open wide."

"It's time to give up the cheese dream, Bryan. My parents bought us a hole in the wall in Jersey full of bird seed and breadcrumbs."

Japan's famous 'Bullet' train about to leave the station.

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture