Quirky Breakfast Fans Mugs

"Supply chain issues. You'll have to settle for green pancakes and hash browns."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Sheep In Curlers

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Mice 25¢

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

"I trust this will be on one check."

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

Pop up hell

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

Tequila Mocking Bird

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

Snowman shoots another with a hairdryer.

'We're all out of socks, - how about a nice slipper instead?'

Snow Shaker.

Popo the clown, cereal killer.

Ringing horn

101 uses of a dead cat: toast fork

I can never remember which goes better with fish, red blood cells or white.

"I said mouth open wide. . . not eyes open wide."

'Please be careful, sir, the plate is hot.'

Annual Umpire's Banquet.

"It's time to give up the cheese dream, Bryan. My parents bought us a hole in the wall in Jersey full of bird seed and breadcrumbs."

Scarecrow Goalie