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Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

Sheep In Curlers

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Mice 25¢

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

Tequila Mocking Bird

Snowman shoots another with a hairdryer.

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

Snow Shaker.

As his lemming friends plummeted off the edge, Bobby discovered he had vertigo.

Ringing horn

Beware of cool cat.

"I said mouth open wide. . . not eyes open wide."

Rabbit using the condom machine.

'Don't ever let them walk on you like that, son.'

"You finished yours already?"

'I knew it Cynthia! That danged bird breeder pulled a fast one on us.'

Japan's famous 'Bullet' train about to leave the station.

'Check it out - I used to be filled with rage and controlled by anger, but now - well, now I have a parrot.'

'They're bunny slippers,what do you think they are?'

Scarecrow Goalie

The Latest in Airbags

"It's time to give up the cheese dream, Bryan. My parents bought us a hole in the wall in Jersey full of bird seed and breadcrumbs."

Love or Confusion?

'He walks like a man with a porpoise.'