Lunchroom Staff Gifts

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Counting ribs

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"You owe me five bucks."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'Who gets the decaf?'

'I'd like a round table!'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Room for dessert, folks?"

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"For drinks or dinner?"

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."