Cafeteria Staff Gifts

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"Talk about cruel and unusual punishment!"

'Here she comes with the one o'clock news.'

'Any chance of utilising the Global Positioning System to forecast the length of the canteen queues?'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"Hey ladies...you're looking super nice... Is that a new outfit? Foxy!"

"How did Asterix feel about our milk prices" "Galled"

Just another day at a British Petroleum cafeteria.

"I hate people buy a coffee and then spent all day in the café working

"What's this on the menu?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Cafe Burns.

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

'This melts in the mouth.' 'It's ice cubes.'

'This meat is off, bring me the manager.'- 'Sure, would you like him fried or boiled?'

"Let me take that for you."

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

'You made me jump,'

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."