Cafeteria Staff Gifts

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"Talk about cruel and unusual punishment!"

'Here she comes with the one o'clock news.'

'Any chance of utilising the Global Positioning System to forecast the length of the canteen queues?'

"Hey ladies...you're looking super nice... Is that a new outfit? Foxy!"

"How did Asterix feel about our milk prices" "Galled"

"I hate people buy a coffee and then spent all day in the café working

"What's this on the menu?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Cafe Burns.

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

'You made me jump,'

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

'This melts in the mouth.' 'It's ice cubes.'

'This meat is off, bring me the manager.'- 'Sure, would you like him fried or boiled?'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

'Eating again. What's happened to your weight lifting?'

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

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