Cafeteria Manager Gifts

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

'And now a moment of silence so that we may never forget the tragic events of March 31st. . . when we ran out of napkins on sloppy Joe Day.'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Today's special... donuts.

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Cafe Burns.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

Aliens Coffee

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

'Eating again. What's happened to your weight lifting?'