Cafeteria Workers Gifts

At the lunch ladies' lounge.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Cafe Burns.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

A clown ice fishing through a square hole

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."