Cafeteria Workers Gifts

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Cafe Burns.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

A clown ice fishing through a square hole

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.