Canteen Worker Gifts

'We encourage the children to write their own healthy menu.'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'There are millions of people you would be grateful for that food.' 'Name one.'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Cafe Burns.

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Nutrition-Free Diet

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

A clown ice fishing through a square hole

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Chili again?'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

'You made me jump,'

That's my boss for you - a platitude with an attitude.

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.