Canteen Worker Mugs

'We encourage the children to write their own healthy menu.'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'There are millions of people you would be grateful for that food.' 'Name one.'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Cafe Burns.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

A clown ice fishing through a square hole

'Chili again?'

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'The fries are re-fried, the char-broiled burger is re-charbroiled, and the toasted muffin is re-toasted.'

That's my boss for you - a platitude with an attitude.