Lunch Preparer Gifts

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Tartine

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

Behind Every Stupid Man

"Did you read this report? The average member of staff takes 19 minutes for lunch!"

'You made me jump.'

Lunch Meet

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

"I brought my lunch."

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

"Lunch!"

Boy at Computer.

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

"This isn't a donor heart. It's a tuna on rye."

'Ms Phipps! Joey accidentally brought his grandmother's cream cheese and cucumber sandwich for lunch! Call 911!'

"Veni, Vidi, Lunchi."

C.I.A. concealing the location of their lunch appointment.

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

Woman opens sushi box.

"I prefer working remotely, except when there's a free lunch."

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."