Lunchtime Trader Gifts

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Boy at Computer.

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

Too many beers at lunch?

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

Literary Lunch

Sign on door: Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

I've noticed the tone of your letters always change after lunch.

'Here she comes with the one o'clock news.'

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

"I'll trade you one note of loving maternal encouragement for a bag of corn chips."

'A little one that hangs on the door knob, Ed.'

Ivan's lunch hour would be an extended one.

"This mail? Oh, Helen from statistics just wants to know if we'll have lunch together."

'Mr. Walsh, it's not a hostile takeover. It's only your lunch!'

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

Lunch Break

Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.

'You're not fooling anyone, Foster. We all know that the only thing you carry around in that briefcase, is your lunch.'

"Look what we can achieve when we put our differences aside and make some tough choices...LUNCH!"

"Not with them. They only talk about their chronic health ailments."

'So THIS, Hartwelder, is how YOU spend your lunch hours?!'

'It's nice getting of that cubicle!'

'This certainly beats lunch at the desk.'

"Psst... You could always buy another lunch at lunchtime."

Office Lunch Menu - Bite of sandwich, sip of drink.

'No thanks. Last time I had one of your tiny sandwiches I bit my finger.'

'Can I interest you in a lunch blitz?'