Lunchtime Chatterbox Gifts

"This mail? Oh, Helen from statistics just wants to know if we'll have lunch together."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

At Gossips Anonymous...

Time for Tea

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Dog's hairdresser.

Verbal blogger.

Bla Bla Bla

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"He's only boring at home."

"Don't retweet this, but..."

'Freddie doesn't hold court here anymore. He moved to the Full ‘O Crap Tap Room and on up to the Wind Bag Martini Bar.'

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

'The seven yeah itch.'

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