Lunchtime Chatterbox Pillows

"This mail? Oh, Helen from statistics just wants to know if we'll have lunch together."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

At Gossips Anonymous...

Time for Tea

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Dog's hairdresser.

Verbal blogger.

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

Bla Bla Bla

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

"He's only boring at home."

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

'Freddie doesn't hold court here anymore. He moved to the Full ‘O Crap Tap Room and on up to the Wind Bag Martini Bar.'

"Don't retweet this, but..."

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'