Chatterbox At The Cafe Pillows

Menu. How much is that stuff? Read the hash tag.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"She can be outspoken."

At Gossips Anonymous...

Time for Tea

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Bla Bla Bla

Verbal blogger.

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

'Freddie doesn't hold court here anymore. He moved to the Full ‘O Crap Tap Room and on up to the Wind Bag Martini Bar.'

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

'The seven yeah itch.'

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

"He's only boring at home."