Lunchtime Daydreamer Gifts

'You're not fooling anyone, Foster. We all know that the only thing you carry around in that briefcase, is your lunch.'

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

"Let him sleep. When he wakes up his nightmare will begin!"

No Action Comics

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

'I'm on Break.'

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"This is the software for my head."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

Too many beers at lunch?

'Generally I'm only out at night, but it was such a nice day, I decided to fly around for a while.'

Through the Looking Glass - The Knight's Song

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

Free Thinking.

I've noticed the tone of your letters always change after lunch.

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

"Jones! You're sleeping on the job! Again!"

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

Lunch

"This school is so good, I even learn stuff during lunch."

At lunchtime he carried on extensive fax conversations with himself.

"This mail? Oh, Helen from statistics just wants to know if we'll have lunch together."

Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.

"I'm talking lunch now, not politics...does this sandwich pass the smell test?"

"Look what we can achieve when we put our differences aside and make some tough choices...LUNCH!"

'It's nice getting of that cubicle!'

Policemen enjoying lunch ponder low crime reportage at lunch time.

'This certainly beats lunch at the desk.'

'No thanks. Last time I had one of your tiny sandwiches I bit my finger.'

'Sarah, are you still with us? You have that screen-saver look in your eyes.'

Woman with picture of clock with hands on five o clock on desk instead of picture of a loved one.