Lunchtime Loner Gifts

At lunchtime he carried on extensive fax conversations with himself.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

Boy at Computer.

For the Love of Peanut Butter

' Well..She did it to me again.'

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

'I'm on Break.'

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

Too many beers at lunch?

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

Literary Lunch

Sign on door: Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

I've noticed the tone of your letters always change after lunch.

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

'Here she comes with the one o'clock news.'

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

"This mail? Oh, Helen from statistics just wants to know if we'll have lunch together."

"This school is so good, I even learn stuff during lunch."

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

Lunch Break

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

'A little one that hangs on the door knob, Ed.'

'Mr. Walsh, it's not a hostile takeover. It's only your lunch!'

'You're not fooling anyone, Foster. We all know that the only thing you carry around in that briefcase, is your lunch.'

Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.

SWAT Team.

"I'm talking lunch now, not politics...does this sandwich pass the smell test?"

'It's nice getting of that cubicle!'

"Not with them. They only talk about their chronic health ailments."