Lonely Luncher Gifts

Trough for one

Cellphone Islands

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Expense account or regular?"

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

'Mother?'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'You made me jump.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Food van driving through an office.

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

The facilitator from hell.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

Lunch-Hour Highlights

'A sandwich?'

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."