Peaceful Luncher Gifts

Breakrooms: No politics allowed....Politics Allowed

Tartine

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Give quiche a chance!

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Expense account or regular?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

"I brought my lunch."

Food van driving through an office.

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

The facilitator from hell.

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

Urban lunch

'A sandwich?'

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

Dog's Sandwich

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

One Hour Sandwich shop