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Tartine

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Give quiche a chance!

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Expense account or regular?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I brought my lunch."

Food van driving through an office.

The facilitator from hell.

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

Urban lunch

'A sandwich?'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

One Hour Sandwich shop

Dog's Sandwich

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

"Lunch!"

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.