Commute Chatterbox Gifts

Public Transportation Communication

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Pigeon Little

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Touring Cyclist

Packed like sardines

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Commutobile

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Scarf puts hat back on.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Moo Out Loud

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Fur Baby

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate monday mornings.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.